If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. (Carl Sagan)

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. (Voltaire)

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. (Oscar Wilde)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called ‘Ego’. (Friedrich Nietzsche)