Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.(Napoleon Bonaparte)

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)

The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don’t have it. (George Bernard Shaw)

The difference between ‘involvement’ and ‘commitment’ is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was ‘involved’ – the pig was ‘committed’. (unknown)

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. (Sir Winston Churchill)