Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

Give me a museum and I’ll fill it. (Pablo Picasso)

An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered. (Gilbert Keith Chesterton)

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. (H. G. Wells)

I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. (Ian L. Fleming)