If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. (Carl Sagan)

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. (Sherlock Holmes (by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, 1859-1930))

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance (Oscar Wilde)