I have nothing to declare except my genius. (Oscar Wildeupon arriving at U.S. customs 1882)

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. (Voltaire)

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. (Voltaire)

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. (Oscar Wilde)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)