I begin by taking.I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. (Frederick (II) the Great)

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. (Carl Sagan)

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. (A. J. Liebling)

I have nothing to declare except my genius. (Oscar Wildeupon arriving at U.S. customs 1882)

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. (Voltaire)