All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed.Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as beingself-evident. (Arthur Schopenhauer)

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. (A. J. Liebling)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance (Oscar Wilde)

A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both. (Dwight D. Eisenhower , Inaugural Address, January 20, 1953)