Sex and religion are closer to each other than either might prefer. (Saint Thomas Moore)

I begin by taking.I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. (Frederick (II) the Great)

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. (Carl Sagan)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

Give me a museum and I’ll fill it. (Pablo Picasso)